Tuesday, June 05, 2007

POISON'D

The embarrassment to music and enemy of all things Metal that is the band POISON keeps coming back like a raging STD. They have a new album out today called "POISON'D". No no, its not what you think - its not yet another greatest hits of shit. Instead, its a cover album where they butcher and defecate on classic songs by bands who actually have merit. Here's the set list of blasphemy:

1. Little Willy (originally performed by Sweet)
2. Suffragette City (originally performed by David Bowie)
3. I Never Cry (originally performed by Alice Cooper)
4. I Need to Know (originally performed by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
5. Can't You See (originally performed by The Marshall Tucker Band)
6. What I Like About You (originally performed by The Romantics)
7. Dead Flowers (originally performed by The Rolling Stones)
8. Just What I Needed (originally performed by The Cars)
9. Rock and Roll All Nite (originally performed by KISS)
10. Squeeze Box (originally performed by The Who)
11. You Don't Mess Around With Jim (originally performed by Jim Croce)
12. Your Mama Don't Dance (originally performed by Loggins & Messina)
13. We're An American Band (originally performed by Grand Funk Railroad)

Go buy the new OZZY and/or RUSH instead.

2 comments:

allen etter said...

BARRRRRRRRRRRRFF!!!

Anonymous said...

I saw RUSH at the Balt. civic center way back when ...The bands opening for them were UFO and Cheep Trick...we all loved Bun E Carlos...sp? and I know that UFO ruled over the other 2 bands!
The place was divided in half by a curtin!